1. Cio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    rosalarian:

    ladynattington:

    geokaii:

    Watermelon Keg

    Materials

    1 medium-large oval or oblong watermelon (seeded or seedless)

    Kitchen knife

    Cutting board

    Green dry erase marker or ¾”-1” thick painter’s trim tape

    Channel knife (can use top of a vegetable peeler as alternative)

    Large bowl & spoon or scoop

    Apple corer

    Spigot (from beer making supply company)

    Twine & straight pins

    Watermelon juice or punch recipe

    Instructions

    Wash the watermelon under cool running water and pat dry.

    On a cutting board, place the watermelon on its side and cut off 1/4”-1/2” from both ends, being careful not to cut too deep into the white part of the rind. One side will provide a sturdy base.

    Use dry erase marker or painters tape to make a thick band on the upper 1/3 and lower third of the watermelon that will represent the metal bands around a barrel or keg and use the channel knife to trim away a thin line to represent those metal bands.

    Hollow out the watermelon with a spoon or scoop, reserving the watermelon pieces to make your favorite punch or juice. Be sure to leave about 2” of watermelon flesh towards the bottom of the watermelon so the spigot can be placed.

    Use an apple corer to cut a circle for your spigot to fit through the watermelon rind, placing it about 2-3 inches above the bottom of the watermelon. Screw your spigot into place.

    For added detail, carefully pin twine in your lines you’ve made to represent the metal bands around the barrel/keg. Be careful that the pins do not poke through into the barrel/keg.

    Place the barrel/keg on a saucer or plate and fill with your favorite chilled punch or juice recipe.

    Oh my god.  Oh my god, YES!!!!

    I don’t even like watermelon but I want this.

    (via craftedwithlove)

     
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    Totally doing this at some point.
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    This is the best thing.
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